Fat Bottom Cakes
Fat Bottom Cakes
9 Mann Lane
Philipsburg, MT 59858
ph: 406-370-2390
lori
About Cake...
We're honored when chosen to create a cake for your special event.
One of our specialties is sculpting fondant figures and weaving your story onto your cake....You should have YOUR cake, and eat it too!
below L-R: Fat Bottom Cake apprentices Rachel Kay Ann, Sarah Mae, and Madeline May.
Famous Cake Quotes
“If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.” Attributed to Marie Antoinette
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” -Jim Davis
“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece” -Ludwig Erhard
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.” -Benjamin Franklin
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” -Bob Hope
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." -Jerry Seinfeld
“Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?” -William Shakespeare
“My cake is dough.” -William Shakespeare
“A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.” -Danielle Steele
“How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?” -Paul Sweeney
“Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant, and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.” -Mark Twain“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
George Harrison quotes (Musician, producer and composer, member of The Beatles, 1943-2001)"The most dangerous food is wedding cake.”
James Thurber quotes (American Writer, 1894-1961)"On fruitcake: "A geological homemade cake."
Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit"For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.”
Alfred Hitchcock quotes (English Film Director, (1899-1980)"I love you like a fat kid love cake." 50 cent
How do I cut that cake?
It's important that the person cutting your wedding or special occasion cake know how to cut it! The serving size of your cake is based upon this chart.
A Little Cake History...
According to Drew Goldberg, cake has quite an interesting origin:
The first documented evidence of this delightful pastry dates back to ancient Macedonia. In 1200 B.C.E. during the reign of Alexander the Great, the birth of the world's greatest creation came into existence. While Alexander was cutting a swathe of Europe and Asia minor into his empires, his troops desperately needed a substance that was chalked full of calories and could remain edible over long periods of time.
Alexander gave this assignment to his most senior chef, Theolonius Scrumptulesence. Scrumptulesence realized that adding an inordinate amount of sugar to a mixture of flour and eggs baked in a wooden oven and topped with a light sugary frosting would satisfy Alexander's requirements. This creation could be easily packed and carried and wouldn't spoil for many weeks. Soldiers found this invention so astounding that it replaced their salary of salt and leather sandals. If a battalion of soldiers were successful in battle, Alexander would indulge his troops with a raspberry cream-filled frosting cake.
Fat Bottom Cakes
9 Mann Lane
Philipsburg, MT 59858
ph: 406-370-2390
lori
